R pointed out I might want to shop for some new clothes, because my super comfy light-blue-and-white striped men’s shirt that I’ve been wearing at least once a week since senior year of high school is “so old that it smells even if you’ve just washed it”. It doesn’t smell bad, it just smells like sleep and bleached coffee stains and shampooed-and-blow-dried dog, which to me means my shirt smells kind of good. I ordered some stuff online anyway. Just tried on a shirt I got from Madewell. It has a giant pocket on the front that makes me look like I have a very long left boob and no right boob. It does not smell. I’m returning everything.
No pants made for adults come in my size. I’ve been wearing the same pair - literally my only pair of pants - of size 14S skinny jeans from Abercrombie Kids for at least 6 years.
Everything out there including black tights costs $150.
If this cut-out shirt covers less of my torso than my bra does, can I wear it to work?
I’m glad it’s rainy and cold today so I can just head out the door naked under my coat.
